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Oh, I just love all this!

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Oh, I just want it, want it,

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I'll get the kitchen

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Eddie, who is this?

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What? Darling, I'm giving it to

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John? Have you got a John?

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Darling, the tall, black man that's

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Remember I can't go

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Well, take something off then!

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Work-wise! Work-wise!

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Mum, I'm ready, we'd better be off.

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Oh, look at her! Little walking

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Oh, I can't believe my little girl

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I'm not exactly young any more.

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No, darling, I meant, I can't

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Mum, are you ready?

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You're not coming, are you?

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Darling, you didn't want me to come!

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Yes! Oh, it's just, y'know...

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I'm chocca with work, aren't I?

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No, darling, I've got Emma Bunton

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Lulu up to 'ere? Yes.

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Anyway I can't go cos Patsy's sick.

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Well, that's not news(!) Actually,

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Are you? She is! See, I can't go,

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Anyway, I've given my ticket

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Never mind, darling. Off you go.

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You look after yourself, won't you?

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IN A GOAT-LIKE VOICE:

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No, I was talking to Lola.

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Hello, Jane!

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Have you had all your injections?

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I was talking to the goat that time

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GOAT VOICE:

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She says she has, Eddie.

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John's family are going to like

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Yes, it's the perfect present.

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they can milk it dry

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Off you go. How long will you be

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That'll give me time to re-do

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Please don't change the house again

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I'd just like Jane to recognise

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BABY VOICE: All right, I won't!

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Promise? Yeah, darling, I pomise!

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I mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble!

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Of you go! Off!

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Great! They're gone, sweetheart!

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Yeah, party, Eddie, woooh!

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LOUD FUSION DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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How long is it since we last...

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Ed, darling... Eddie, a second.

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Darling, can you just come over.

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What? Don't think it should be

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But not now,

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Party! We'll get the house down,

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Pats! Come on!

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Himself!

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MUSIC: "This Wheel's On Fire"

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Hello, darling. Oh, hello, Eddie.

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Did you have the operation?

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It's only half-done, you see,

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They couldn't complete it until

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A sort of pay-as-you-go thing.

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Darling, can we go back next week

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Yeah, they can tidy me up then.

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Eddie, what happened

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I got someone in to do it, darling.

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Bettina and Max.

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How are we doing?

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There's still too much in here.

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I want...

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..THAT...out of here!

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We can't get it out. Jesus! Steady!

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I have to start...

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with white box.

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It IS white box.

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Um...

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what do we think...

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..over...over here?

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Do we need anything more?

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For the client. I WANT THAT OUT!!

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We can't get it out! WHY?

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Aaaargh!

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Hello.

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Hello.

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I don't...want her here...in here

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with all...that fatness

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It's...too fast...

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I'm fighting for AIR!

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How are we doing?

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She's...um...feeling it.

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So what's the inspiration here?

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Don't you like it?

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No, I love it. I love it.

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..I was thinking...

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perhaps a little...

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Max, turn on the pebbles.

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Cosy ENOUGH for YOU?!

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So you and Bettina are divorced now,

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Well, if you ever want to take up

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We can go upstairs now, if you want.

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I'm...gay now. Oh...

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You were the last woman

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BOY, you sure know how to TURN 'em!

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Stop it!

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Didn't you have a little child or

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Yes...um...Allegra.

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She put herself into...

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At boarding school. ..care.

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She developed totally reasonable

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I'm much happier now.

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No, we're DIVORCED!

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On what grounds?

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(Jesus Christ!)

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Oh, yes, that's right.

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You brought something

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Don't do this! And something FAT!

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We're just going to click

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Fat! Fat! I'm just...

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Fat! Into the BOX!

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No, he wasn't fat!

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He was a little plump.

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Into the box! There we are.

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There we are! Fat! Faffff...

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There. That's it.

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Just...

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There we are.

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That's it. Now...I don't think

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Right, how are we...going to...

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There we are!

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Right. There you go.

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So he had to take her back

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She was only on day-release anyway.

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What's she in for?

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Who usually decorates the house,

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I don't want Kunz to do it, I want

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Just call someone up, then we

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You might want to change,

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And you might want to remove

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This is vintage.

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I don't think so!

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Pats, tell her this is vintage!

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Oh, God! Mum!

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Shit!

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She shouldn't be back yet!

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Come on! Do something! Pats, do

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Just say it is finished!

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BUBBLE'S SCREAMS CONTINUE

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Hello, darling! Hello, sweetheart!

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Mum, what have you done?!

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You promised you wouldn't do this!

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I didn't, I said "pomise" and had

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Anyway, do you like it?

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Yeah, no one's got a kitchen

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It's all clinic now, darling.

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Clinic...it's the perfect reduction

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Re-duss a juss...re-do a Jew...

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I don't want to reduce a juice.

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I want to make a cup of tea.

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We're all tired, darling!

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It's not like I haven't tried...

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Yes! Mum, Jane will be awake

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Is she still titting her?

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Darling, Pats says,

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No! She says, "no."

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Oh...where's John?

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Um...he's um... What?

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You did get the little bit of that

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Did you? He didn't marry

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Quite hard to tell them apart! Yeah!

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Quite big tits, actually.

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Yeah, she gets those from me,

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So...sweetheart...what...?

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Mum... Mmm? ..John...

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Oh, Christ!

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Oh, I can whiff it from here,

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He didn't want to marry you!

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I always said you'd end up

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Mmm?

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Yes, we ARE married! So...

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Sweetheart, what? Darling,

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Darling? Tell Mama!

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He's...

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What?

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Ho-ho! Hello!

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We're home!

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Oh, and everybody's here.

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Praise JESUS! OH!

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Keep your voice down!

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They can't hear us down here,

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Thank you for this place of refuge.

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We couldn't afford the Lanesborough,

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Well... We're being pursued by the

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The children of Beelzebub.

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UPBEAT GOSPEL MUSIC

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Welcome back!

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Gosh,

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Sure has! Praise Jesus!

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I can't praise him any more

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Hallelujah! Amen to that!

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In this hour, we'll ask our friends

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to ring in with credit card

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Or authorised cheques. Or bonds.

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The call is free

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I know you're thinking,

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but it is God's temple.

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Amen! Amen! AMEN! AMEN!

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No! I don't think

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But what happens is, it steals

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Carrying the word of God!

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Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! Amen!

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Carrying the word of God to you

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You see?

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He hates sitting on his tail,

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switching on his Panasonic

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It makes him mad! Ooh, he is MAD!

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Ooh, it makes him so MAD! Grrr!

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Call the number now!

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All the lines are open!

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The more you give,

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Testimonials! Oh, we got

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Who do we got? I believe we have

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DISGUISED VOICE:

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but I am very, very happy.

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Carmel Rodriguez.

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Oh, and you know what?

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You can send it in pesos, send it in

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Ain't that right? That's right!

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Philomena Bill down there in Bunter,

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Baby,

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Call now and be saved!

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Call, because we want to bring the

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You don't have to open your door!

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BANGING AND SPLINTERING OF DOOR

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We were merely trying to release

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So for now, we're laying low

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I've gone back to acting.

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Don't be modest, Marshall!

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It's a small part in

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It's the juvenile lead!

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It's good money

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Baby,

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All right. Come on, mister.

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Mum...why did you change it?

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Oh, are we back on this, are we,

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Why did I change it?! Everything has

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Mmm?

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We can't all wrap up in cheese-rind

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can we, sweetheart?

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That ain't gonna happen.

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It used to be you could have

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What are you talking about?

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What I'm talking about is now even

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You can't just wash your hands

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Got to have a bowl.

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Not even a bowl, darling!

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Mum!

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Darling, your kitchen is now so

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Your dishwasher can get in,

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Your fridge can be dancing

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SHUT UP! I can't even have a bath

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Mum, it's just STUFF!

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Just STUFF?! I have a vision!

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Do it yourself! Do it yourself...

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DIY? I can do that!

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Yes, I've got the DIY channel.

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Well, you got it for me, dear.

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That isn't the DIY channel,

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It's the DYI channel -

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And you're on a short subscription,

282
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,200
Is that one of my old suits?

283
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,640
No, it's vintage!

284
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,960
The times I've had in that suit!

285
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,600
Let me smell it. No, get off!

286
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,360
Get off! Get off!

287
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,040
If you don't do it, I'll do it!

288
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,720
The kitchen!

289
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,760
Oh, you'll...

290
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,800
You can do it, will you, darling?

291
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,920
Oh, YOU'D do it, will you?

292
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:22,080
How will YOU do it, darling? How

293
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:26,560
Get us some little rejecty titty

294
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,680
TIT craft TIT shop, will you?

295
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,560
Is that where you'll go?

296
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,120
I'll do it, sweetheart.

297
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,280
What, NOW?

298
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,880
Yeah, all right, I'll do it now.

299
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,000
If it gets that look off your face.

300
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,920
I'll do it now. Yeah. Yeah. Come on,

301
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,080
Not SHOPPING, buying!

302
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,920
Do you want a little

303
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,440
Shall I?

304
00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:01,840
Do you want one of those little

305
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,480
And olives...oh, we do need olives,

306
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,800
Right, Gran, would you look

307
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,680
I need to get her some food.

308
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,800
I need to get her some food.
No, dear, I can't.

309
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:20,440
I can't help feeling, Saffy,

310
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,760
just because I'm around

311
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,800
Ooh! I can see it already! Just

312
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:37,160
I will, darling, but lovely things!

313
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,080
We'll be out so fast,

314
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,560
Let's do this, think texture,

315
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,400
Quite like that, might buy it,

316
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,640
Yeah. Buy it. What do you think?

317
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,760
Lovely, buy it. I can't buy it all!

318
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,360
You haven't bought anything!

319
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,400
I know what'll help you to focus.

320
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:02,000
What? A nice little drink.

321
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,960
Mmm. Let's focus, darling. Yeah.

322
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,600
The room's the wrong shape. If the

323
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,880
GUSHING SOUND

324
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,920
And everything wouldn't have to

325
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,760
It's you! It's you! Oh...yeah.

326
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,160
Oh...

327
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,240
..um, ust close off

328
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,000
Let's do it.

329
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:40,720
There. Cheers, sweetie. Fine. Right.

330
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,120
Got some food to wash it down with.

331
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,480
Oh, cheers!

332
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,640
Can we have a REFILL?

333
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,880
Darling, you know who that is? Hmm?

334
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,280
(Terence Conran.)

335
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,120
I know. I know too.

336
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,800
Have one yourself.

337
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,320
We've just been in your shop.

338
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,800
Really?

339
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:10,440
Yeah, I'm doing up my kitchen area,

340
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,600
It'll be a big job, Terry.

341
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:17,800
It'll be showcased

342
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,400
In fact, darling,

343
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:26,440
I want YOU to do it. I want

344
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,520
But a house should reflect

345
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,160
Crap!

346
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,760
When I walk into your house,

347
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,440
Well, I would still be there.

348
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,440
Me too. She'd be there too.

349
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:45,160
When I walk into my house, Terry,

350
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,600
I really don't think

351
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,560
DRIPPING SOUND

352
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,360
Oh, darling...sweetheart...

353
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,240
Yeah?

354
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,640
Oh, Eds, get us a glass, darling.

355
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,440
Be a shame to waste it.

356
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,240
Now, tell me all about the wedding!

357
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,080
Oh, are those the photos? Yes.

358
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,960
Oh, I say!

359
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,880
Is that you, dear? Yes.

360
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,720
And who are all those other ladies?

361
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,400
Those are his other wives.

362
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,480
No, but it's all right.

363
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:44,200
He just has to split his time, and,

364
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,040
Oh, Saffy! You've joined a harem!

365
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,040
Come on, darling. Bloody Conran!

366
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,160
Hello! Cab! Cab!

367
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,120
Kunz!

368
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,960
We haven't got much time. Oh, God...

369
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,040
The traffic's not too bad.

370
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,800
When we get in there

371
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,960
Point and load. All right, darling.

372
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,440
Ring the bell, get that door open!

373
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:23,400
Push it! Push! Kunz!

374
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,120
Push it! Try again!

375
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,240
BANGING ON WINDOW

376
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,720
BELL RINGS

377
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,760
No, no, no!

378
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,840
GERMAN ACCENT: Let zem vait!

379
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,600
Let's see how much

380
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,120
Come on, sweetie!

381
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,400
I just can't help thinking we'd sell

382
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,200
Oh? Vell, you know nussing!

383
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,400
HE SNIFFS

384
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,920
What is that smell?

385
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,200
Oh...

386
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,760
I've got to offload that foot!

387
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,480
BELL RINGS

388
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:12,000
Ja, ring it! RING IT!

389
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,040
RINGING CONTINUES

390
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,840
Who is that?

391
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,920
Oh my God, go! GO! Open! Open!

392
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,520
Faster!

393
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,160
Faster, you silly cow!

394
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,600
Run! RUN like the WIND!

395
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,720
Kunz! Kunz!

396
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,280
Herr Kunz! Kunz!

397
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:46,200
Sweetheart, I...I'll speak to you

398
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,840
Sweetheart! Oh! Mwah! Mwah!

399
00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,880
Hello. I didn't see it was you!

400
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,440
My God, look at you!

401
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:10,480
What happened to your head?

402
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,960
Your bifocals are on upside down.

403
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,320
There you are. Danke, Yoko.

404
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,760
Yoko? I'm...I'm Japanese.

405
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:26,160
Don't ask. So what can I show you?

406
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:31,000
As you can see,

407
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,720
No, listen, Kunz,

408
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,760
Right? What are we talking about

409
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,240
Did you see the foot?

410
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,400
I had this foot!

411
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,120
No! J-Lo adores it! Yah.

412
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,120
Maybe she should have it, after all.

413
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,680
it's the only foot big enough

414
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,200
I love it. I'd have it myself.

415
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,160
Kunz, work with me here!

416
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,320
I need something quick!

417
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,320
A mirror! Argh!

418
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,040
Oh, come on, darling.

419
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,280
What is the mood, please?

420
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,280
scgrrr...scgrrr!

421
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,720
Eurgh...words would help!

422
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,720
I can see something. Mmm.

423
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,360
What speaks to you? Nothing!

424
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:30,280
Oh, come on! That's just because

425
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,880
Stay there.

426
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,240
Sit on me.

427
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,800
Sit on me all night LONG

428
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,040
I love you! I looove you.

429
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,680
I love you more than the FOOT.

430
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,720
The...foot...

431
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,080
Um, that's just you speaking,

432
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,080
really, isn't it? Just doing...

433
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,200
that with some cushions.

434
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,000
No, I was channelling the furniture!

435
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,000
Shut up!

436
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,080
Oh, no! Big head again!

437
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,680
All right. Look, just... just...

438
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,600
I can't work on nothing,

439
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,080
give me something!

440
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,760
It's in you! I can see it...

441
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,760
but I just can't... SEE it,

442
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,280
Is there a way...? Where can

443
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,320
In a past life?

444
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,720
Huh! (In a past life.)

445
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,880
Do you think it's in a past life?

446
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,600
In a past life!

447
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,320
What I can see is in a past life,

448
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:42,160
Then you need to be regressed.

449
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,440
Really, darling? Yes.

450
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,800
It seemed pretty fabulous.

451
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,720
It...I...I was in an ancient world.

452
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:54,520
It looked like Egypt... Yes?

453
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,840
everybody half-naked

454
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,280
..serpents, men, women...

455
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,440
Hmm.

456
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,720
..barges of burnished gold.

457
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,320
Early Cher tour. Ja!

458
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,480
Ja! I was a principal dancer!

459
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,960
Wow. Und Cher loved me!

460
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,880
Mmm. You go, be regressed.

461
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,000
But you'll be back here so fast!

462
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,160
Faster than Cher can Turn Back Time.

463
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,360
Come on, let's go. Thank you, Kunz.

464
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,520
Come on, Pats!

465
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,720
Come on! Oh...

466
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,760
DRIBBLING SOUND

467
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,960
(Yes. The regressor is here.)

468
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,640
Where are you? I'm just here.

469
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,040
Where's Saff?

470
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,720
Gone to her dad's for food.

471
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,760
Right,good. Keep a watch out for

472
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,200
Hi, Crystalline?

473
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,440
Yes, how ARE YOU!

474
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:10,040
This is my first time doing this.

475
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,320
I do a lot of peoplebut it would be

476
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,040
Mmm. Yeah.

477
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,360
She was a rabbi at the Shtetl.

478
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,560
And I took Liz Taylor back through

479
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,440
And Shirley McLean...

480
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,560
I'll just light a few more candles.

481
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,840
No, I'm ready. They're pretty!

482
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,880
Yeah, they're £50 a wick! Can you

483
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,680
Just regress me.

484
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,640
I had a second cousin who was

485
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,680
He was a right NUTTER!

486
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,480
Oh, shut up!

487
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,200
Sorry about that. All right then.

488
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,560
Well, I've got my pad. I've got

489
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:01,240
Good, I'm sensing that we've

490
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,160
No, I just told you that.

491
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,200
We know each other from somewhere.

492
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:11,440
Oh! Weren't we shackled together

493
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,640
You were a bag of bones then!

494
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,720
Well, you weren't Pablo -

495
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,960
Round

496
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,920
No, we've only just met!

497
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,600
I told you that! Did you? Yes!

498
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,120
It's like someone

499
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,840
OK, good. Breathe...now...

500
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,440
Wel...

501
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,840
Is there a reason for this?

502
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,680
Something unresolved in your past?

503
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,720
How can we know where we are,

504
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,560
Where am I? Holland Park.

505
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,640
Oh, well, you see...

506
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,080
what it is...

507
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,280
I've seen a sort of vision thing...

508
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,280
Oh...what I'm actually after is

509
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:15,200
And I have to go back

510
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,360
No, should be in the last two weeks.

511
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:23,320
It could be a magazine I've read,

512
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,400
Can we get on with it? No, no!

513
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,000
We have all the time in the world!

514
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,200
We have the future.

515
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,960
Oh, Christ! Oh...

516
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,120
SPITTING

517
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,920
Now, breathe!

518
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,560
I'm breathing. All right.

519
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,400
Mm-hm. ..as I take you back.

520
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:50,240
Feel da rhythm of da beat

521
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,520
No, that's...that's...

522
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,520
because that one...

523
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,560
Which one...will...we...use...

524
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,200
Yes, that's the voice! That's the

525
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:11,520
And as you go back, if you see

526
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:17,640
Get on with the thing!

527
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,880
CLEARS HER THROAT

528
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,800
You heavy! Very, very heavy!

529
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,840
Heavy limbs!

530
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,800
Heavy arms! Great big...

531
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,840
OK, I'm heavy, all right.

532
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,520
You in lovely, warm light...

533
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,600
Yes. The light is flooding oot...

534
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:48,440
Oh, come on! Breathe! I'm breathing.

535
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,960
I don't like the beach.

536
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,680
Yes... Now I take you back that way

537
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,360
And then you in different...life.

538
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,240
Actually, I'll ring the bell several

539
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,880
Oh, God! All right...

540
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:11,240
in my normal voice,

541
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,280
Come back to me, now! I'm here!

542
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,280
I was only just behind my eyelids

543
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,920
Have you done it yet, Eddie?

544
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,800
I haven't had a chance.

545
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,600
Yes, we've met! Pablo! Buenos dias.

546
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,320
No more candles! Get on with it!

547
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,160
Leave the candles!

548
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,320
Can I stay? As long as you're quiet.

549
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,080
I'll be quiet! But is it all right

550
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:01,080
And now I take you back, back, back,

551
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,320
Four times!

552
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,640
And you tell me what you see.

553
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,040
Look down at your feet.

554
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,880
She's never been able to see

555
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:19,719
You male or female? Female.

556
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Don't rush out of a regression like

557
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,639
No, you're out when I say so!

558
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:34,000
Good day, Madam, and there's

559
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,000
What's happened?

560
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,400
Pats! Pats! No, don't wake her!

561
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,600
Pablo, I'm speaking to

562
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:48,520
To the person you're being then...

563
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,199
Oh... On guard! And there! And touch!

564
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,159
Aaah! She knows French!

565
00:34:56,199 --> 00:35:00,200


566
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:03,400
What's she doing?

567
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:08,880
PATSY MAKES MONKEY NOISES

568
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,080
SHE BLOWS RASPBERRIES

569
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,840
Pablo! Pablo, where are you?

570
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,520
The...Big...BANG!

571
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,120
She's at the beginning of time!

572
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,360
She's just protoplasm!

573
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,680
Pablo, you must come forward.

574
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,800
But is it all right if I smoke?

575
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,840
Yeah, darling, it's fine

576
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,280
Can we just get on with it?

577
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,440
SAFFY: Just wait here,

578
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,840
Shit! She's here! Quick, regress me!

579
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:58,200
Come on. Yeah, all right, ding-ding,

580
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,120
Mum? No, no! Regression in progress!

581
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,440
By...a lake...

582
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:12,000
Pre-Raphaelite hair. Pre-Raphaelite

583
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,360
By lake...grassy mere.

584
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:21,760
Here are my friends, "Hello, who

585
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,000
Dante Gabriel Portia Rossi.

586
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,200
Keats.

587
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,600
Pepys.

588
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,000
Sheep...

589
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,120
What's she doing? Who can say?

590
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,560
I hardly know her.

591
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,320
Yes...I'm walking...

592
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,560
I'm at a desk. I'm at my desk...

593
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,440
composing a Lakeland poem.

594
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,840


595
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,920


596
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,400


597
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,120
No, DON'T wake her!

598
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,080


599
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,720
Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!

600
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,440
Shit! What did you do that for,

601
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,880
Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?

602
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,480
Mum, what are you doing?

603
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,640
Darling,

604
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:38,000
I have to go back...so I can

605
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,360
You understand?

606
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:46,640
When everything grinds to a halt,

607
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:53,760
Yeah, because sometimes, darling,

608
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,880
Isn't that...?

609
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,000
Isn't that right?

610
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,480
Cos, sweetheart...

611
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,480


612
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,680
Sweetheart?

613
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,280
What? WHAT?

614
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:14,440
What is the matter with YOU? I can't

615
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,480
THEY BOTH SHOUT AT ONCE

616
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,720
Oh, get off!

617
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,080
You hit her! Darling, no...

618
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,880
I dunno,

619
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:35,800
Reasonable force, darling.

620
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,600
I don't want you here any more! She

621
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:45,560
It is. It is actually, darling, but

622
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,040
Well, she just said you, Eddie.

623
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,960
You want us out?

624
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,160
Well, darling, this IS family life!

625
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,920
We're having a domestic!

626
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,640
This is what it's like, darling,

627
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:05,680
It's never goping to be perfect like

628
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,600
Because we're not like

629
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:13,280
that you can push around

630
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,560
This is it, sweeetheart.

631
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,120
I'm BORED of it.

632
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,080
Don't throw us out, cos we'll go.

633
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,760
We'll find somewhere else,

634
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,160
You can have this

635
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,600
We'll move on.

636
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,440
Come on, Pats.

637
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,960
Pats?

638
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,160
Eddie, what have you done?

639
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,240
What? We'll find somewhere else!

640
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,680
Come on, sweetie...

641
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:54,840
You don't seem to understand. I can

642
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,680
This is my HOME!

643
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,400
No, darling, this isn't your home.

644
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,440
Do you know why, sweetheart?

645
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,440
Because a home isn't a PLACE.

646
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,120
I read that.

647
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,640
Home is a transitory object.

648
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,600
Home, darling, is people.

649
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,720
People who love you.

650
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,240
I'm your home, aren't I, Pats?

651
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,560
Come on, sweetheart.

652
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,960
Come on. Look...

653
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,080
Gngh.

654
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,800
Saff, you're going

655
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,720
I think rigor has set in.

656
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,240
Aaargh!

657
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,080
Eddie, bring my cigarettes.

658
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,600
CRASHING SOUND

659
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,680
STAPLE GUN FIRES

660
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,360
Oh!

661
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,200
Ooh, there we are, dear.

662
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,480
They should stay up now.

663
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,560
But I don't think

664
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,240
The smell of glue

665
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,840
Thank you, Gran,

666
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,160
Will you be all right, dear? Yes.

667
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,800
You're better off without her,

668
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,600
I bet they haven't got anywhere

669
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,440
Oh, this is for you, dear.

670
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Oh, thank you, Gran! What is it?

671
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:03,640
It's my bill, dear.

672
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,960
POP!

673
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,760
I unpacked the glasses.

674
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,640
Oh, isn't this lovely, I love it

675
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,080
Cheers! Do you want to stay here

676
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:38,360
Let's move through to the other

677
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,880
This is lovely, isn't it?

678
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,280
Better than Saffy's place, eh? God!

679
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,320
Mmm. I'm glad we got this. Love

680
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,960
It's lovely, Eddie. Are you thinking

681
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,720
I don't know. What do you think?

682
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,440
I like the space. Yeah...yeah. Yeah.

683
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,520
There's more light in here.

684
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,200
MUSIC: Orchestral version

685
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:15,000


686
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:21,520


687
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,760


688
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,680


689
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:35,040
Subtitles by Catherine Weston